Transporter 3 (2008)

Actors: Luc Besson (producer), Katia Tchenko (actress), Luc Besson (writer), Romuald Drault (miscellaneous crew), Eric Moreau (actor), Marc Leroyer (miscellaneous crew), Jason Statham (actor), François Berléand (actor), Olivier Bériot (costume designer), Luc Besson (writer), Eriq Ebouaney (actor), Jeroen Krabbé (actor), Robert Knepper (actor), Brieann Rich (miscellaneous crew), Emilie Maison (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Toxic waste bubbles in a ship waiting permission to dock in Odessa. Frank Martin turns down a job in Marseilles, referring it to a pal. A short time later, the pal, wounded by gunfire, crashes his car into Frank's living room and dies, leaving a young woman in the back seat. The employer of the dead man shows up, forces Frank to take the job, snaps a bracelet on his wrist that will explode if Frank gets more than 75 feet from his car, and sends Frank on a journey east with the young woman and a trunk full of something. She's Valentina, nearly mute. Can Frank figure out what's going on, deliver the package, and escape alive? And what does the ship have to do with it?

Keywords: 55-gallon-drum, action-hero, aerial-shot, ambulance, audi, bare-chested-male, bicycle, binoculars, bitten-hand, blackmail
Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: This time, the rules are the same. Except one. Do not step away from the vehicle. If You Need It To Arrive Safe and In One Piece -- Hire A Professional

Quotes:

Valentina: Am I not sexy?::Frank Martin: [uninterested]... yeah, you're sexy.::Valentina: [elatedly] You're the gay!::Frank Martin: Nope! I am not "the gay."

Frank Martin: Do I look like a man who came half-way across Europe to die on a bridge?

Frank Martin: Let me guess. You're the smart one.::The Giant: No. I am the big one.

Valentina: Do you ever kiss like you mean it Frank? I'm thinking may be nice. I'm thinking you live alone. Inside and outside. I think it's not dying you're afraid of, it's a living. Live with me. just this once, just this moment, live with me... [they kiss]

Johnson: [Valentina sees Frank's car racing alongside the train and smiles] What's so funny?::Valentina: Hearing a dead man talking.

Johnson: I'd like to offer you a position.::Frank Martin: I'd like to offer you one. Permanently disabled.

Inspector Tarconi: It's a good thing that we French have such a highly developed sense of humor.::Frank Martin: With all due respect, the French think that Jerry Lewis is a genius.::Inspector Tarconi: Jerry Lewis is a genius.::Frank Martin: Dean was the genius.::Inspector Tarconi: No. Dean just stood there with a drink and a cigarette.::Frank Martin: My point exactly. Anyone can fall down and get a laugh. But how many people can do it standing still with a drink and a cigarette?

Inspector Tarconi: I'm afraid our day of leisure is cut short. There is a big mess in Marseilles - some madman driving an Audi at impossible speeds.::Frank Martin: Don't look at me.::Inspector Tarconi: That is the first place the chief told me to look. But I will tell him you have the perfect alibi. As usual.

Johnson: You've disappointed me.::Frank Martin: You won't be the first, and you won't be the last. I told you I wanted to do this in person.::Johnson: That won't be necessary. You see, since we had our little chat at the beginning of the mission, I've been thinking I don't need the best man for this mundane assignment. Any idiot with a drivers' license will do, so, in the words of the great American Donald Trump, I'm sorry, but you're fired.

Valentina: The sea is so restful. Is lunch ready yet.::Inspector Tarconi: Mademoiselle, there is a certain progression to things. In order to eat the lunch, you first have to catch a lunch.::Frank Martin: And if we keep talking instead of concentrating, we're gonna catch nothing.::Valentina: I have better idea. Why don't we skip catching of lunch and go right to eating of lunch? I know wonderful place just up coast from here, where they make fish stew. Incredible. They use tomatoes and onions, a little amount of lavender.::Frank Martin: What kind of wine?::Valentina: Pink, from south.::Inspector Tarconi: A Chateau Neuf, perhaps.::Frank Martin: Chilled.::Valentina: Of course chilled.::Frank Martin: And for dessert?

Delta Force One: The Lost Patrol (2000)

Actors: John Rhys-Davies (actor), Lyle Howry (producer), Yoram Globus (producer), Gary Daniels (actor), Ze'ev Revach (actor), Mike Norris (actor), Uri Gavriel (actor), Isaac Sehayek (editor), Bentley Mitchum (actor), Sasson Gabai (actor), Jay Chattaway (composer), Dvir Benedek (actor), Jack Adalist (actor), Jack Messinger (actor), Jonathan Cherchi (actor),

Plot: An international peace-keeping force is trying to keep relations between two Middle-Eastern nations from exploding into open warfare. When one of the patrols disappears in the desert, a group of soldiers from different nations is thrown together to go look for them. After being fired upon by some Arab soldiers, the patrol discovers that one of the sides has smuggled a nuclear weapon and is planning to use it to bring the fighting to its ultimate end.

Keywords: independent-film
Genres: Action,

Der Skipper (1990)

Actors: Patsy Kensit (actress), Jürgen Prochnow (actor), Elizabeth Hurley (actress), Franz Buchrieser (actor), Grazyna Szapolowska (actress), Peter Keglevic (writer), Peter Keglevic (director), Donald Arthur (miscellaneous crew), Ulrike Schütte (costume designer), Manuel Cauchi (actor), Matthias Wendlandt (miscellaneous crew), Matthias Wendlandt (producer), Brynmor Llewelyn Jones (composer), Rita Galea (miscellaneous crew), Wilhelm Engelhardt (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A washed-out German sailor, in a drunken state, agrees to take two British women from Gibraltar to the West Indies in his sail boat. Early into the voyage, they realise that it's not going to be plain sailing.

Keywords: bisexual, boat, dancing, drunkenness, erotica, gibraltar, jealousy, lesbian-relationship, mini-skirt, murder
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Thriller,

Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend (1985)

Actors: Edward Hardwicke (actor), Olu Jacobs (actor), Roger Spottiswoode (producer), Jerry Goldsmith (composer), Sean Young (actress), William Katt (actor), Donald F. Glut (miscellaneous crew), Julian Fellowes (actor), Patrick McGoohan (actor), David Bretherton (editor), Craig Miller (miscellaneous crew), Howard E. Smith (editor), Lyn Matsuda Norton (miscellaneous crew), Lyn Matsuda Norton (miscellaneous crew), Joanie Blum (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Adventure, Family, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: They said it couldn't possibly exist... George and Susan want to help her...Dr. Kiviat will kill to keep her...and her mum just wants her baby back!!! This adventure began 150 million years ago. The greatest adventure ever born!

Quotes:

George Loomis: [after eating ants] This is absolute crap-o-ramma. Dead ants, live ants. I think I'm going to die.

[Last lines]::Susan Matthews-Loomis: Just another legend?::George Loomis: If we let it be.

George Loomis: In other words, some days you eat the bone; other days the bone eats you.

Doctor Eric Kiviat: [Witnessing the soldiers having just killed the adult male after it charged at them because they had drugged its mate]::Doctor Eric Kiviat: You've any idea what you've just done?::Doctor Eric Kiviat: That was a one-of-a-kind specimen.::Colonel Nsogbu: No, Professor, there were two.::Colonel Nsogbu: [Pointing at the adult female, which is still alive]::Colonel Nsogbu: *That* is a one-of-a-kind specimen.

George Loomis: [During sex] Go ahead and plant one on me. [Baby licks George's nose] OH! It French-kissed my nose! It kissed me!::Susan Matthews-Loomis: [Susan laughs] No. No, Baby. No.::George Loomis: Dragon breath. Get out of here!

Prom (1970)

Actors: Waclaw Kowalski (actor), Irena Chorynska (editor), Ryszard Ronczewski (actor), Andrzej Krasicki (actor), Czeslaw Piaskowski (actor), Marian Opania (actor), Wojciech Siemion (actor), Edward Linde-Lubaszenko (actor), Wladyslaw Dewoyno (actor), Henryk Bak (actor), Janusz Klosinski (actor), Zbigniew Józefowicz (actor), Halina Buyno-Loza (actress), Eliasz Kuziemski (actor), Janusz Bukowski (actor),

Genres: Thriller,

We're No Angels (1955)

Actors: Peter Ustinov (actor), Humphrey Bogart (actor), Leo G. Carroll (actor), Richard Mueller (miscellaneous crew), Arthur P. Schmidt (editor), Michael Curtiz (director), Louis Mercier (actor), Torben Meyer (actor), Paul Newlan (actor), Joe Ploski (actor), Basil Rathbone (actor), Aldo Ray (actor), Joan Bennett (actress), Friedrich Hollaender (composer), Victor Romito (actor),

Plot: Three convicts escape from Devil's Island and arrive at a nearby French colonial town. Initially they plan to steal supplies and clothing from the local store, but they take a liking to the store owner's family (more specifically his attractive daughter) and decide to stay and help them overcome many difficulties.

Keywords: 1890s, 19th-century, apostrophe-in-title, avarice, based-on-play, bloodhound, bookkeeper, christmas, christmas-dinner, claim-in-title
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Romance,
Taglines: A strangler... A swindler... A safecracker... Yet you'll love them!

Quotes:

Felix Ducotel: You look different.::Jules: We are different.

Felix Ducotel: Don't misunderstand me. It's true that I never liked my cousin, only because he was not likable. He had a number of good points, I'm sure. I just can't think of any.

Joseph: In the immortal words of somebody or other, "Well done, Adolphe."

Joseph: If you don't mind my saying so, Albert, he's got it all over you.

Albert: Now I've really lost her.::Joseph: You never really had her.

Andre Trochard: [to Isabelle] Your opinion of me has no cash value.

Albert: [looking at the Navy officer in full dress whites] I think he looks like a glass of milk.

Albert: If crime showed on a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors.

Joseph: We came here to rob them and that's what we're gonna do - beat their heads in, gouge their eyes out, slash their throats. Soon as we wash the dishes.

Albert: Even the girl herself called us angels.::Joseph: We're no angels.

City Without Men (1943)

Actors: Arthur Hohl (actor), Edgar Buchanan (actor), Lloyd Bridges (actor), Stanley Blystone (actor), Joseph Crehan (actor), William B. Davidson (actor), Boyd Davis (actor), Don DeFore (actor), Lester Dorr (actor), George Chandler (actor), Tom Dugan (actor), Clyde Fillmore (actor), James Flavin (actor), William Gould (actor), Robert Homans (actor),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: WOMEN FIGHTING LIKE TIGRESSES...FOR A LOVE THE LAW WOULD DENY THEM! (original ad - all caps) Women fighting for their men, and their right to love them!

Reap the Wild Wind (1942)

Actors: Ralph Brooks (actor), C.E. Anderson (actor), Richard Alexander (actor), Eric Alden (actor), Stanley Andrews (actor), Sam Appel (actor), George Anderson (actor), Brooks Benedict (actor), Charles Bickford (actor), James Anderson (actor), Monte Blue (actor), Sven Hugo Borg (actor), Ed Brady (actor), Al Bridge (actor), George Bruggeman (actor),

Plot: Clipper ships taking the shortest route between the Mississippi and the Atlantic often end up on the shoals of Key West in the 1840s. Salvaging the ships' cargos has become a lucrative business for two companies -- one headed by a feisty young woman. Then she falls in love with the captain of a wrecked ship while he recuperates at her home. She travels to Charleston and is charming to the man most likely to be head of the captain's company, thinking she will be able to get the captain the position he wants on the company's first steam ship.

Keywords: 1800s, 1840s, aunt-niece-relationship, axe, ballroom-dance, bar, based-on-short-story, beach, bondage, brawl
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Cecil B. DeMille's GREATEST TRIUMPH! OUT-THRILLS ALL OTHER SCREEN SPECTACLES! (original ad - all caps) Cecil B. DeMille's Greatest Cecil B. DeMille's Greatest Cecil B. DeMille's Greatest (original poster) CECIL B. DEMILLE'S MIGHTY SPECTACLE! Men Against Giant Sea Monster 50 Fathoms Down! (1954 poster) Cecil B. DeMille's Might Spectacle Of Tempestuois Love...Violence Under And On The High Seas! (1964 poster)

Quotes:

Loxi: Where is Captain Jack?::Capt. Phillip Philpott: He's on a diving job. He'll be back this afternoon [chuckle] if his hat didn't leak!